"Spider in a Bath Tub" c. 2007 K.Murray 
        There was a spider in a bath tub in that classic twist of fate 
          well he had wandered far into the night just lookin for a date 
          now the noises of the morning told him he was in a spot 
          and all the climbing skills that kings admired were helping not a lot 
          the steep cliffs of enamel he'd been climbing for an hour 
          did'nt end his tribulations when he came upon a shower 
          now the footsteps in the hallway echoed trouble on its way 
          and any minute now some nervous dame would show and spoil his day 
      somedays your better off staying in bed 
        somedays you make a stand when you should have fled 
        somedays every road is a cul de sac 
        somedays you face a climb that could break your back 
        all he wanted was a little company 
        a chance encounter with a spider, preferably a she 
        a little something at the end of his shift 
        a special someone just to give him a lift 
      from the ceiling came a mocking laugh and he looked to see a fly 
        "hey buddy your in trouble she does'nt have a guy 
        well i've been dining 2 days here and the place is spick and clean 
        and i have'nt seen no cobwebs, you know what i mean 
        and don't count on her being buddhist i never heard her sing 
        and theres a thousand miles of glass and tiles before you climb out of that thing 
        you'd better face it your just a spider in a bath tub, spider in a bath tub 
      ridiculous." 
      well the spider heard his heckler and he stopped to use his brain 
        then he dropped back in the bath tub and headed for the chain 
        when he heard the woman enter he was one link from the top 
        and so he clung with all his 8 tired legs frozen to the spot 
        but the lady had a schedule every morning was the same  
        and she attended to her face and teeth before she washed her mane 
        so the spider made a desperate dash inside that overspill 
        and then the thought that she might fill the bath consumed him like a chill 
      somedays your better off staying in bed 
        somedays you make a stand when you should have fled 
        somedays every road is a cul de sac 
        somedays you face a climb that could break your back 
        all he wanted was a little company 
        a chance encounter with a spider, preferably a she 
        a little something at the end of his shift 
        a special someone cause we all need that lift 
      then the sound of falling water made him turn to see the view 
        but the clouds of steam arising did'nt tell him nothing new 
        when the lady stepped inside the bath he knew he heard a shower 
        then she stood right there before him like a freshly blooming flower 
        then something deep inside confirmed that his luck was on the change 
        and so he watched the woman for a while and learned why all men are deranged 
      all men are deranged 
      when the lady left the bathroom he climbed slowly from his cave 
        well he was tired and wet and hungry, blessing fortune he'd been saved 
        then the sound of bursting bubbles drew his gaze into the bath 
        as they vanished they revealed a sight that almost made him laugh 
        a motion he detected from the corner of his eye 
        had revealed stuck in the drain a freshly cleaned and half drowned fly 
        "well buddy your in trouble", said the spider to his prey 
        and as he climbed down to his breakfast he was clearly heard to say 
        "Spider in a bath tub you'd better face it your with a spider in a bath tub,  
      ridiculous."  |